Welcome to the island of misfit toys

We're young. We're supposed to drink too much. We're supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each other's brains out. We are designed to party. This is it. Yeah, so a few of us will overdose or go mental. But Charles Darwin said you can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. And that's what it's all about breaking eggs! And by eggs, I do mean, getting twatted on a cocktail of Class As. If you could just see yourselves! It breaks my heart. You're wearing cardigans! We had it all. We fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. We were so beautiful! We're screw-ups. I'm a screw-up and I plan to be a screw-up until my late 20s, maybe even my early 30s. And I will shag my own mother before I let her... or anyone else take that away from me!

Nathan Young, Misfits

Fox Force Five

Go make yourself a drink and I'll be down in two shakes of a lamb's tail.



Hell hounds on your trail

"It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it"

- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President


Lose your dreams and you might lose your mind

Music doesn't lie. If there is something to be changed in this world, then it can only happen through music.

- Jimi Hendrix